Sailing for Adventure

[PIRATES]

When the course is laid and the anchor's weighed

A sailor's blood begins racing

With our hearts unbound and our flag unfurled

[PIRATE]

We're on our way and off to see the world

[COMPANY]

On our way and off to see the world

Hey, ho, we'll go

Anywhere the wind is blowing

[PIRATE]

Manly men are we

[COMPANY]

Sailing for adventure on the deep blue sea

[SAM/MR. ARROW]

(spoken)

Safely now, Mr. Silver! Let's not get sloppy just because we're singing!

[PIRATES]

Danger walks the deck, we say "What the heck?"

We laugh at the perils we're facing

[GONZO]

Every storm we ride is its own reward

[RIZZO]

And people die by falling overboard

[COMPANY]

People die by falling overboard

Hey, ho, we'll go

Anywhere the wind is blowing

Hoist the sails and sing

[FOZZIE/SQUIRE TRELAWNEY]

Sailing for adventure on the big blue wet thing

[POLLY]

I love to see them cry when they walk the plank

[CLUELESS]

I prefer to cut a throat

[MAD MONTY]

I love to hang 'em high and watch their little feet try to walk in the air while their faces turn blue

[CLUELESS]

(spoken)

Just kidding. Haha

[ALL THREE]

It's a good life on a boat

[COMPANY]

There are distant lands with burning sands

That call across the ocean

[RATS]

There are bingo games every fun-filled day

[FEMALE RAT]

And margaritas at the midnight buffet

[COMPANY]

Margaritas at the midnight buffet

Hey, ho, we'll go

Anywhere the wind is blowing

[STATLER and WALDORF/FIGUREHEADS]

Should have took the train!

[COMPANY]

Sailing for adventure on the bounding main

[JIM]

The salty breezes whisper

Who knows what lies ahead?

I just know I was born to lead

The life my father led

[LONG JOHN]

The stars will be our compass

Wherever we may roam

And our mates will always be

Just like a family

And though we may put in to port

The sea is always home

[FOZZIE/SQUIRE TRELAWNEY]

(spoken)

All right, Mr. Bimbo. I didn't know you had such a good singing voice! ... You're welcome!

[COMPANY]

We'll chase our dreams standing on our own

Over the horizon to the great unknown

Hey, ho, we'll go

Anywhere the wind is blowing

Home and brave and free!

[COMPANY]

Sailing for adventure-

[RIZZO]

It's so nauseating!

[COMPANY]

Sailing for adventure-

[GONZO]

So exhilarating!

[COMPANY]

Sailing for adventure-

[RATS]

We're all celebrating!

[COMPANY]

On the deep blue sea!