Cabin Fever

[PIRATE] I got cabin fever. It's burning in my brain [PIRATE] I got cabin fever. It's driving me insane! [COMPANY] We've got cabin fever. We're flipping our bandanas Been stuck at sea so long that we Have simply gone bananas! Chicka-chicka-boom-boom-chic- Boom-boom-boom-chic Chicka-chicka-boom-boom-chic- Chic-boom-boom-boom-chic [LEW ZEALAND and TWO PIRATES] We, we We got cabin fever. We lost what sense we had We got cabin fever. We're all going mad! [COMPANY] My sanity is hanging by a thread Since we're going nowhere I've gone out of my head We were sailing, sailing over the bounding main- [LEW ZEALAND] (spoken) And now we're not! Hehehe! [COWBOY PIRATE] Grab your partner by the ears Lash him to the wheel Do-si-do, step on the toe Listen to him squeal! Allemande left, allemande right It's time to sail or sink Swing your partner over the side And drop him in the drink. Hehe! [POSH PIRATE 1] We've got cabin fever- [POSH PIRATE 2] -no 'ifs,' 'ands,' or 'buts.' [POSH PIRATE 1] We disoriented- [POSH PIRATE 2] And demented- [BOTH] -and a little nuts [PIRATES] Ach du lieber, Volkswagen car (Yo-del-ay-dee-hee) Sauerbraten, wienerschnitzel Und a wunderbar- (Yo-del-ay-dee-hoo) [PIRATES] We were sailing, sailing. The wind was on our side [REAL OLD TOM] But then it died [SPOTTED DICK] I got cabin fever. I think I lost my grip [PIRATE] I'd like to get my hands on whoever wrote this script [PIRATE] (spoken) Si [ANGEL MARIE] I was floating near a tropic moon And dreaming of a blue lagoon Now I'm as crazy as a loon! HAHA! [COMPANY] Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard This once proud vessel has become A floating psycho ward We were sailing, sailing, heading who knows where And now though we're all here We're not all there! Cabin fever, ha!