Why Don’t You Get a Job?

My friend's got a girlfriend Man, he hates that bitch He tells me every day He says, "Man, I really gotta lose my chick" "In the worst kind of way" She sits on her ass He works his hands to the bone To give her money every payday But she wants more dinero just to stay at home Well, my friend You gotta say I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way Na-na, why don't you get a job? Say no way, say no way-ya, no way Na-na, why don't you get a job? I guess all his money, well, it isn't enough To keep her bill collectors at bay I guess all his money, well, it isn't enough 'Cause that girl's got expensive taste I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way Na-na, why don't you get a job? Say no way, say no way-ya, no way Na-na, why don't you get a job? Well, I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all, oh yeah But hey, man, free rides just don't come along Every day (let me tell you about my other friend now) My friend's got a boyfriend, man, she hates that dick (this guy) She tells me every day (woo, every day now) He wants more dinero just to stay at home Well, my friend You gotta say (gotta say) I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way Na-na, why don't you get a job? Say no way, say no way-ya, no way Na-na, why don't you get a job? (Oh yeah) I won't give you no money, I always pay (no money) Na-na, why don't you get a job? (Get a job) Say no way, say no way-ya, no way Na-na, why don't you get a job?