Smut

[Verse 1] There's evil in your town Though you may not know it's there It never makes a sound It just creeps up your underwear You can find it in your restaurants Underneath the tablecloth You can find it in your old haunts In a can of chicken broth Sometimes it shows in daylight For everyone to see We gotta join the fight against S-M-U-T! [Chorus] S-M-U-T (Smut!) It's seepin' in your mind S-M-U-T (Smut-smut!) So easy to find S-M-U-T (Smutty smut!) It's wicked and it's foul S-M-U-T (Smuttitty smut!) It's enough to make you howl [Verse 2] My daddy was a baker His buns he liked to show My mama was a Cosmo girl She sucked up daddy's dough My girlfriend is a call girl She makes my carrot grow She does it like a tractor That's why they call her 'ho' McDonald's have a hunk of meat They call a quarter pound Well, honey, I got the same damn thing Why don't you stick around [Chorus] S-M-U-T (Smut!) It's seepin' in your mind S-M-U-T (Smut-smut!) So easy to find S-M-U-T (Smutty smut!) It's wicked and it's foul S-M-U-T (Smuttitty smut!) It's enough to make you howl [Interlude] Good morning, boys and girls. Ah, I see you're alone. Well, turn your stereo up real loud, make yourself real small, and let your mind drift away to poetry corner Are you small enough to read between the lines? Well, here's a poem we can really get into: I like little pussy I like little pussy Her coat is so warm And if I don't hurt her She'll do me no harm So I'll not pull her tail Nor drive her away But pussy and I Very gently will play She shall sit by my side And I'll give her some food And she'll love me, because I'm gentle and good I'll pet little pussy, and then she will purr And then show her things, for my kindness to her I never will vex her, or make her displeased Puss doesn't like to be worried or teased I like little pussy... heheh I like little pussy I like little pussy Her coat is so warm And if I don't hurt her She'll do me no harm [Chorus] S-M-U-T (Smut!) It's seepin' in your mind S-M-U-T (Smut-smut!) So easy to find S-M-U-T (Smutty smut!) It's wicked and it's foul S-M-U-T (Smuttitty smut!) It's enough to make you howl [Bridge] Balls Jugs Knobs Knockers Peter Dick Screw! Buns! Nuts to you! [Chorus] S-M-U-T (Smut!) It's seepin' in your mind S-M-U-T (Smut-smut!) So easy to find S-M-U-T (Smutty smut!) It's wicked and it's foul S-M-U-T (Smuttitty smut!) It's enough to make you howl