[Intro]
(Woooh)
I'm bein' hassled by the man
The man, the man, the man
[Verse 1]
Man! He'd crush a killer with a thigh bone
Man! He'll cop a cave and make a cozy home
Man! You'd be a rock'n'roll singer
Man! You got a thumb and a finger
[Chorus]
You got opposable thumb, opposable thumb
Opposable thumb, I got one!
Opposable thumb, opposable thumb
Opposable thumb, check it out, I got one!
[Post-Chorus]
Yeah! 1973 (Or '76)
[Verse 2]
One time I was a man! I crushed a killer with a rock
Man! Ten million years until you talk
Man! You're a grunter and a moaner
Man! All you can manage is a boner
[Chorus]
And your opposable thumb, opposable thumb
Opposable thumb, woah, I got one!
Opposable thumb, opposable thumb
Opposable thumb, I got one!
[Verse 3]
Man! You gotta learn to drive a big rig
Man! You lose your hair, you wear a tiny wig
Man! You got somethin' against me
Man! You're gonna have to try to kill me
[Outro]
If you wanna be a man, if you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man, if you wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man, you gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man, you gotta wanna be a man
(M-A-N spells man)
I've got one opposable thumb
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