Man (Opposable Thumb)

[Intro]

(Woooh)

I'm bein' hassled by the man

The man, the man, the man

[Verse 1]

Man! He'd crush a killer with a thigh bone

Man! He'll cop a cave and make a cozy home

Man! You'd be a rock'n'roll singer

Man! You got a thumb and a finger

[Chorus]

You got opposable thumb, opposable thumb

Opposable thumb, I got one!

Opposable thumb, opposable thumb

Opposable thumb, check it out, I got one!

[Post-Chorus]

Yeah! 1973 (Or '76)

[Verse 2]

One time I was a man! I crushed a killer with a rock

Man! Ten million years until you talk

Man! You're a grunter and a moaner

Man! All you can manage is a boner

[Chorus]

And your opposable thumb, opposable thumb

Opposable thumb, woah, I got one!

Opposable thumb, opposable thumb

Opposable thumb, I got one!

[Verse 3]

Man! You gotta learn to drive a big rig

Man! You lose your hair, you wear a tiny wig

Man! You got somethin' against me

Man! You're gonna have to try to kill me

[Outro]

If you wanna be a man, if you wanna be a man

If you wanna be a man, if you wanna be a man

You gotta wanna be a man, you gotta wanna be a man

You gotta wanna be a man, you gotta wanna be a man

(M-A-N spells man)

I've got one opposable thumb