Gary's Got a Boner

[Verse 1] Come on little kiddie, get your head on right Come on little kiddie, get your head on straight You're gonna get down, you're gonna finger to her You're gonna fuck Madonna You're gonna see her, oh! [Verse 2] Forget about the lights, girls, and the cars They never helped somebody, so far Grab a hold, gonna hold You're gonna stick it to her, you're gonna stick it to her [Chorus] Gary got a boner Gary's got a boner Gary got a boner Gary's got a boner, no, oh, oh, oh, oh [Verse 3] You locked that door, lock up that window Tell your sister just that opinion My heartache will find a way You're gonna stick it to her, yeah, you're gonna stick it to her [Chorus] Gary got a boner Gary's got a boner Gary's got a soft-on But not for long, long, long, long Let it go! You know [Chorus / Outro] Gary got a boner Gary got a boner Gary's got a boner Gary's got a boner No, no, no, no, no, no Gary's got a boner, no, no, no Gary's got a boner, no, no, no Gary's got it, he's got it