Gary's Got a Boner

[Verse 1]

Come on little kiddie, get your head on right

Come on little kiddie, get your head on straight

You're gonna get down, you're gonna finger to her

You're gonna fuck Madonna

You're gonna see her, oh!

[Verse 2]

Forget about the lights, girls, and the cars

They never helped somebody, so far

Grab a hold, gonna hold

You're gonna stick it to her, you're gonna stick it to her

[Chorus]

Gary got a boner

Gary's got a boner

Gary got a boner

Gary's got a boner, no, oh, oh, oh, oh

[Verse 3]

You locked that door, lock up that window

Tell your sister just that opinion

My heartache will find a way

You're gonna stick it to her, yeah, you're gonna stick it to her

[Chorus]

Gary got a boner

Gary's got a boner

Gary's got a soft-on

But not for long, long, long, long

Let it go!

You know

[Chorus / Outro]

Gary got a boner

Gary got a boner

Gary's got a boner

Gary's got a boner

No, no, no, no, no, no

Gary's got a boner, no, no, no

Gary's got a boner, no, no, no

Gary's got it, he's got it