Waitress in the Sky (Alternate Version)

1, 2, 3, 4 She don't wear no pants, she don't wear no tie Always on the ball, she's always on stride Struttin' up the aisle, big deal you get to fly You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky Paid my fare, don't wanna complain Everythime you see me, you're always out of champagne Treat me like a bum, cause I don't wear a tie And you ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky And the sign says "Thank you very much for not smoking" My own sign says "I'm sorry I'm smoking" Don't treat me special or kiss my ass Treat me like they treat 'em way up in first class *fuckup* engineer, and maintenance engineer Garbage man, a janitor and you, my dear At the reunion, flight attendant, my oh my And you ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky