Waitress in the Sky (Alternate Version)

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She don't wear no pants, she don't wear no tie

Always on the ball, she's always on stride

Struttin' up the aisle, big deal you get to fly

You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky

You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky

Paid my fare, don't wanna complain

Everythime you see me, you're always out of champagne

Treat me like a bum, cause I don't wear a tie

And you ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky

You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky

And the sign says "Thank you very much for not smoking"

My own sign says "I'm sorry I'm smoking"

Don't treat me special or kiss my ass

Treat me like they treat 'em way up in first class

*fuckup* engineer, and maintenance engineer

Garbage man, a janitor and you, my dear

At the reunion, flight attendant, my oh my

And you ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky

You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky

You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky