I Love My Television

[Verse 1] TV taught me that doing time was a risk of the work Eating porridge under the mercy of a Celtic nerk Don't sweat, there's hooch around Don't let the bastards grind you down [Refrain] 'Cause if it rains in mid-July, I'm better off inside Doors closed, eyes wide, and TV on my mind [Chorus] I love my television, I love my television I love my television, I love my television [Verse 2] TV taught me how to shave and how to save a life I can't think of a better way to spend my Friday nights You bet, I've not read for a while But don't sweat, there's brains behind the smile [Refrain] 'Cause if it rains in mid-july, that's just by the by Doors closed, eyes wide, and TV on my mind [Chorus] I love my television, I love my television I love my television, I love my television [Bridge] (Yeah, I love my television) Two in the morning, just as the day is coming on, think I'd better be off (But I've never paid my television license, like, having played hours in bands) Tomorrow's another day, I think of when the sweet nothing call (I just miss the idea of it, mate, that it's fine) The sweet nothing call [Pre-Chorus] TV taught me how to shave and how to save a life [Chorus] I love my television, I love my television I love my television, I love my television