Local, Girl

Yes, please Michael [Verse 1] Wednesday night's an acquired taste Deep public house and shandy base My old man don’t mind the gays But it’s Adam and Eve, not Chas and Dave Birthday boys getting birthday beats Ladies sitting in the ladies’ seats Could it be that we’re brothers in arms? Or maybe we’re in dire straits [Chorus] Oh mystery I even took you to my local, girl Oh mystery (It’s a mystery) I even took you to my local, girl [Verse 2] I could be so good for you Show you around my favorite 'Spoons Split down the middle, flavor’s good Look, Frankie’s back from Hollywood Double measures, single dads Natural treasures, saddest lads Fruit machine, five a day Jimmy White’s brother out again [Chorus] Oh mystery I even took you to my local, girl Oh mystery (Where did we go?) I even took you to my local, girl [Bridge] Strongbow, Stella, Posh and Becks Selfies, pictures, S-E-X No change from a tenner (Ooh-woah-oh-woah-oh-woah-oh) Red top, lager top, man the borders What's your poison, doctor’s orders If you’re talking, then you’re not drinking [Chorus] Oh mystery (oh mystery) I even took you to my local, girl Oh mystery (mystery) I even took you to my local, girl I even took you to my local, girl Oh mystery I even took you, I even took you I even took you to my local, girl Oh mystery [Outro] La-la-la la-la-la-la-local girl Oh oh ooh-oh-oh La-la-la-la-local girl Oh oh ooh-oh-oh La-la-la-la-local girl Oh oh ooh-oh-oh