Salad Cream

[Spoken - Joey] What’s on the telly Charlie? [Chorus - Rowan] They call him Salad Cream They call him Roses But he don’t even care They call him Listerine They call him Joseph Like he ain’t even there But when he comes out to play He’ll be king for the day He don’t care [Verse - Joey] Easy peasy Lemon squeezy Heading back south-weezy You won’t see me I’m a man, not a number That’s what I tell my barber Britney bald and Robbie blond Can’t you tell that something’s wrong? In the name of the Father [Chorus - Rowan and Joey] They call him Salad Cream They call him Roses But he don’t even care And all my favourites are gone They call him Listerine They call him Joseph Like he ain’t even there That’s what my mum calls me But when he comes out to play He’ll be king for the day He don’t care I don’t care [Outro - Joey and Rowan] Sa-la-la-la-la-la-lad Sa-la-la-la-la-la-lad He don’t care [Spoken - Joey] Leave me an orange cream