TV Is King

[Intro] Alright! Yeah! [Verse 1] I wish I was the man With the mechanical heart I'd conquer all my enemies alone I'd tear the guys apart Then scatter the pieces [Verse 2] I wish I was the man In the soundproof booth I wish I had a chance to stump the band Or maybe tell truth And maybe I could win a color television [Chorus] (I really love my) Television (I love to sit by) Television (Can't live without my) Television TV is king, you're my everything [Verse 3] I wish I had the girl With the bouncy hair We'd ride off in a brand new car Or fly a plane somewhere Like probably Jamaica [Verse 4] (I really love my) I brush my teeth, shampoo my hair And shave my face (I love to sit by) Apply the necessary aerosol In the appropriate place (Can't live without my) And we'll spend the night Together watching television [Chorus] (I can't turn off my) Television (Don't really know why) Television (I understand my) Television [Bridge] You've got your works in a drawer And your color's on track You have to break away But you always come back You make a hundred changes But you're always the same You make me so excited And you make me so lame You're just a tube full of gas And a box full of tin But you show me your charms And I wanna jump in Oh, if only a chassis Was covered with skin 'Cause TV, you're my everything [Chorus] (I really love my) Television (I love to sit by) Television (Can't live without my) Television (I can't turn off my) Television (Don't really know why) Television (I understand my) T-t-television (I really love my) Television TV is king, you're my everything [Outro] TV is king