TV Is King

[Intro]

Alright!

Yeah!

[Verse 1]

I wish I was the man

With the mechanical heart

I'd conquer all my enemies alone

I'd tear the guys apart

Then scatter the pieces

[Verse 2]

I wish I was the man

In the soundproof booth

I wish I had a chance to stump the band

Or maybe tell truth

And maybe I could win a color television

[Chorus]

(I really love my) Television

(I love to sit by) Television

(Can't live without my) Television

TV is king, you're my everything

[Verse 3]

I wish I had the girl

With the bouncy hair

We'd ride off in a brand new car

Or fly a plane somewhere

Like probably Jamaica

[Verse 4]

(I really love my)

I brush my teeth, shampoo my hair

And shave my face

(I love to sit by)

Apply the necessary aerosol

In the appropriate place

(Can't live without my)

And we'll spend the night

Together watching television

[Chorus]

(I can't turn off my) Television

(Don't really know why) Television

(I understand my) Television

[Bridge]

You've got your works in a drawer

And your color's on track

You have to break away

But you always come back

You make a hundred changes

But you're always the same

You make me so excited

And you make me so lame

You're just a tube full of gas

And a box full of tin

But you show me your charms

And I wanna jump in

Oh, if only a chassis

Was covered with skin

'Cause TV, you're my everything

[Chorus]

(I really love my) Television

(I love to sit by) Television

(Can't live without my) Television

(I can't turn off my) Television

(Don't really know why) Television

(I understand my) T-t-television

(I really love my) Television

TV is king, you're my everything

[Outro]

TV is king