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Number One Crush Lyrics — The Vaselines | Dork

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Number One Crush Lyrics

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Number One Crush

From V for Vaselines2014

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Number One Crush

Brain's exploding Emotion overloaded Need a kick in the head To get me out of bed Being with you kills my IQ Crushed, alone and confused World's imploding Heart's been broken It's a mess we've made Nothing to be saved Being with you kills my IQ Crushed, alone and confused Brain's exploding Emotion overloaded Need a kick in the head To get me out of bed Being with you kills my IQ Crushed, alone and confused

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"Number One Crush" is a song by The Vaselines from the album V for Vaselines, released in 2014.

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