Pure Mania

[Verse 1] You're the psychotic daughter of a psychotic mother Your father was a megalomaniac, you've got an insane brother Your nurse committed suicide when you tore off her strip You carry a shooter to parties 'cause you think it's hip [Chorus] But it's a pure mania, it stopped being a game When you found it would take you to the asylum again [Verse 2] Well, your uncle was a rich man but he also was a thief His sister was a dyke thing, went out with girls to get relief You come on with your "How do you do?" Honey, I need a drink before I can look at you [Chorus] But it's a pure mania, it stopped being a game When you found it would take you to the asylum again [Verse 3] Well, your grandmother was into homicide just for kicks And your grandfather put peoples' eyes out with a pointed stick Your whole family seems to be 'round the bend If I got hitched up with you, it'd be the livin' end [Chorus 2] But it's a pure mania, it stopped being a game When you found it would take you to the asylum again Well you may not have an asylum, but you sure got 9 to 5 You'd better go and find a doctor, see if you're alive