Pure Mania

[Verse 1]

You're the psychotic daughter of a psychotic mother

Your father was a megalomaniac, you've got an insane brother

Your nurse committed suicide when you tore off her strip

You carry a shooter to parties 'cause you think it's hip

[Chorus]

But it's a pure mania, it stopped being a game

When you found it would take you to the asylum again

[Verse 2]

Well, your uncle was a rich man but he also was a thief

His sister was a dyke thing, went out with girls to get relief

You come on with your "How do you do?"

Honey, I need a drink before I can look at you

[Chorus]

But it's a pure mania, it stopped being a game

When you found it would take you to the asylum again

[Verse 3]

Well, your grandmother was into homicide just for kicks

And your grandfather put peoples' eyes out with a pointed stick

Your whole family seems to be 'round the bend

If I got hitched up with you, it'd be the livin' end

[Chorus 2]

But it's a pure mania, it stopped being a game

When you found it would take you to the asylum again

Well you may not have an asylum, but you sure got 9 to 5

You'd better go and find a doctor, see if you're alive