Jimmy's Crazy Conspiracy

[Verse 1: Kyle Falconer] Dug too deep into Illuminatti Rather have found out from the sleaziest paparazzi Want to bet check the internet It's something that I'd show you but its something that you might regret so don't check just yet [Pre-Chorus: Kyle Falconer] These cats are out to wipe out the nation These pricks use us to fund their NASA station, so [Chorus: Kyle Falconer] We tell another constantly But said telepathically Do it through the telephone Sending cheap lies through there home We tell another constantly But said telepathically Do it through the telephone Sending cheap lies through there home [Verse 2: Kyle Falconer] Jimmy simmer down I don't believe for one second Lies like that are made up to suck people like you in So don't bite the bate son I've still not seen this documentary it puts down priests and that's something that I'm not into, I won't begin to You talk so much of depopulation Won't come to Dundee so I don't see why you're caring, so [Chorus: Kyle Falconer] We tell another constantly Said telepathically Do it through the telephone Sending cheap lies through our homes [Verse 3: Kyle Falconer] Still not seen this documentary Puts down priests I can't begin to I've known you since elementary I never asked you to grow cold I only told you cause you're close to me We argue [Chorus: Kyle Falconer] With one another constantly When it's really not our place to say We do it through the telephone sending cheap lies through our home We tell each other constantly When it's really not our place to say We do it through the telephone and no ones ever wrong