Jimmy's Crazy Conspiracy

[Verse 1: Kyle Falconer]

Dug too deep into Illuminatti

Rather have found out from the sleaziest paparazzi

Want to bet check the internet

It's something that I'd show you but its something that you might regret so don't check just yet

[Pre-Chorus: Kyle Falconer]

These cats are out to wipe out the nation

These pricks use us to fund their NASA station, so

[Chorus: Kyle Falconer]

We tell another constantly

But said telepathically

Do it through the telephone

Sending cheap lies through there home

We tell another constantly

But said telepathically

Do it through the telephone

Sending cheap lies through there home

[Verse 2: Kyle Falconer]

Jimmy simmer down I don't believe for one second

Lies like that are made up to suck people like you in

So don't bite the bate son

I've still not seen this documentary it puts down priests and that's something that I'm not into, I won't begin to

You talk so much of depopulation

Won't come to Dundee so I don't see why you're caring, so

[Chorus: Kyle Falconer]

We tell another constantly

Said telepathically

Do it through the telephone

Sending cheap lies through our homes

[Verse 3: Kyle Falconer]

Still not seen this documentary

Puts down priests I can't begin to

I've known you since elementary

I never asked you to grow cold

I only told you cause you're close to me

We argue

[Chorus: Kyle Falconer]

With one another constantly

When it's really not our place to say

We do it through the telephone sending cheap lies through our home

We tell each other constantly

When it's really not our place to say

We do it through the telephone and no ones ever wrong