Whiskey Man

[Verse 1] Whiskey Man's my friend, he's with me nearly all the time He always joins me when I drink, and we get on just fine [Chorus] Nobody has ever seen him, I'm the only one Seemingly I must be mad, insanity is fun If that's the way it's done [Verse 2] Doctors say he just a figment of my twisted mind If they can't see my Whiskey Man they must be going blind [Verse 3] Two men dressed in white collected me two days ago They said there's only room for one and Whiskey Man can't go [Chorus] Whiskey Man will waste away if he's left on his own I can't even ring him cause he isn't on the phone Hasn't got a home [Verse 4] Life is very gloomy in this little padded cell It's a shame there wasn't room for Whiskey Man as well [Instrumental Break] [Outro] Whiskey Man's my friend, he's with me nearly all the time He always joins me when I drink, and we get on just fine Just fine