Whiskey Man

[Verse 1]

Whiskey Man's my friend, he's with me nearly all the time

He always joins me when I drink, and we get on just fine

[Chorus]

Nobody has ever seen him, I'm the only one

Seemingly I must be mad, insanity is fun

If that's the way it's done

[Verse 2]

Doctors say he just a figment of my twisted mind

If they can't see my Whiskey Man they must be going blind

[Verse 3]

Two men dressed in white collected me two days ago

They said there's only room for one and Whiskey Man can't go

[Chorus]

Whiskey Man will waste away if he's left on his own

I can't even ring him cause he isn't on the phone

Hasn't got a home

[Verse 4]

Life is very gloomy in this little padded cell

It's a shame there wasn't room for Whiskey Man as well

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]

Whiskey Man's my friend, he's with me nearly all the time

He always joins me when I drink, and we get on just fine

Just fine