You Do You

And so this fella said to me You should invest in property You want to double your money And be a little more like me Another day another test Another angry cyclist He says, "Get your mutt upon a lead" Then he shot off at double speed What a fucking hero Everybody is an expert these days I'll do me, and you do you, come on Everybody is an expert these days I'll do me, and you do you, yeah Everybody is an expert these days yeah This chubby fella in the gym I'm on me sit-ups, getting trim He said, "That's not how it's done at all" His belly's hanging 'round his balls (the cheeky cunt) He could have been flirting I couldn't be certain I was too busy laughing at him Trying to tuck his shirt in Everybody is an expert these days I'll do me, and you do you, come on Everybody is an expert these days I'll do me, and you do you, yeah Everybody is an expert these days Days sent to try us And in the middle of a virus Why'd wanna seem pious? These hazy days That leave you wandering If there's no song that fits Why not sing any old shit? Michael Phelps can barely swim If you compare him to a dolphin