Kill the Director

I've met someone that makes me feel seasick Oh, what a skill to have Oh, what a skill to have So many skills that make her distinctive But they're not mine to have No, they're not mine Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper Though I don't care about the soaps No, I don't care about the soaps Though I'm acting like I'm in an EastEnders episode If this is a rom-com, kill the director If this is a rom-com, kill the director Please Carrots help us see much better in the dark Don't talk to girls, they'll break your heart And this is my head, and this is my spout They work together, they can't figure anything out So with the angst of a teenage band Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand If this is a rom-com, kill the director If this is a rom-com, kill the director If this is a rom-com, kill the director Please This is no Bridget Jones This is no Bridget, Bridget (kill the director) This is no Bridget Jones This is no Bridget, Bridget (kill the director) This is no (kill) Bridget Jones (kill) This is no Bridget, Bridget (kill the director) This is no (kill) Bridget Jones (kill) This is no Bridget, Bridget (double kill the director) This is no Bridget Jones This is no Bridget, Bridget (kill the director) This is no Bridget Jones This is no Bridget, Bridget (kill the director) This is no Bridget Jones This is no Bridget, Bridget Jones