E Eats Everything

[Verse 1]

A hardly has an appetite and pokes at food too long

And B can barely bother because all the food is wrong

C likes only candy and chocolate by the box

D is just disinterested in anything you've got

[Chorus]

But E eats everything

Yeah, E eats everything

E eats everything

Yeah, E eats everything

[Verse 2]

So toss it on a plastic plate

Or stick it with a fork

Serve it on a shovel

Or serve it on a spork

[Chorus]

Yeah, E eats everything

Yeah, E eats everything

[Verse 3]

F is far too fussy and only eats with fancy wine

G eats only gourmet but never can decide

H burns food so horrible, all I tastes is smoke

J just likes drinking juice, and K drinks only soda

[Chorus]

But E eats everything

Yeah E eats everything

[Bridge]

E's eating in a moving car

E's eating upside down

E's eating on a space ship

E's eating off the ground

[Verse 4]

L and M and N and P won't start till O arrives

Q and R and S and T are wearing clothes much too tight

U and V and W are worn out from this song

And X and Y just will not share and will not get along

[Chorus]

But E eats everything

Yeah E eats everything

[Verse 5]

But look out now, here it comes

That final letter Z

Now Z's not like the other letters

Z's only eating Es

[Chorus]

Yeah, Z eats Es

Yeah, Z eats Es

Z eats Es

Yeah, Z eats Es