The Toad Lickers

Here come the toad lickers Leapfroggy into town Here come the toad lickers Your world is upside down Watch out, you shopkeepers Petrol pump attendants Cower, you burger flippers We're going to burn that bastard down, down, down Burn that bastard down Here come the toad lickers With snacking attitudes Gallon of paint stripper Horse pills and rubber tube Tank up on Dr. Pepper Twiglets and Jaffa Cakes Long trail of sweet wrappers Swirling in our wake Forget your blues Forget your punk and funk And Christian rock'n'roll Toad lickers Reseed the glands, secrete a Brand new mash of bluegrass and techno ...and do-si-do Suffer, you toad lickers They're lurking all around Those enemies of freedom They'll try to bring you down Come on, you toad lickers High time to hit the mall "Make Hay, Not War" sticker On every 4 by 4 Wreak devastation to vegetation All over Snowdonia--Snowdonia ID the species by the feces in the free mountain air And I'm so there Gather the toad lickers Fan out and hit the town Scatter them pig knickers This pond is sacred now Here come the toad lickers Leapfroggy into town Look out, you city slickers We're going to burn that bastard down, down, down Burn that bastard down Burn that bastard down Burn that bastard down Burn that bastard down