The Toad Lickers

Here come the toad lickers

Leapfroggy into town

Here come the toad lickers

Your world is upside down

Watch out, you shopkeepers

Petrol pump attendants

Cower, you burger flippers

We're going to burn that bastard down, down, down

Burn that bastard down

Here come the toad lickers

With snacking attitudes

Gallon of paint stripper

Horse pills and rubber tube

Tank up on Dr. Pepper

Twiglets and Jaffa Cakes

Long trail of sweet wrappers

Swirling in our wake

Forget your blues

Forget your punk and funk

And Christian rock'n'roll

Toad lickers

Reseed the glands, secrete a

Brand new mash of bluegrass and techno

...and do-si-do

Suffer, you toad lickers

They're lurking all around

Those enemies of freedom

They'll try to bring you down

Come on, you toad lickers

High time to hit the mall

"Make Hay, Not War" sticker

On every 4 by 4

Wreak devastation to vegetation

All over Snowdonia--Snowdonia

ID the species by the feces in the free mountain air

And I'm so there

Gather the toad lickers

Fan out and hit the town

Scatter them pig knickers

This pond is sacred now

Here come the toad lickers

Leapfroggy into town

Look out, you city slickers

We're going to burn that bastard down, down, down

Burn that bastard down

Burn that bastard down

Burn that bastard down

Burn that bastard down