Famous as Hell

[NARRATOR] It starts with just a taste But then needs to be fed And suddenly the dreams you've chased Are chasing you instead As more fans join the fold Your humdrum life recedes The road you're on is paved with gold But who knows where Who knows where it leads Melissa! How does it feel to be their fantasy? [MELISSA, SPOKEN] Feels great! [NARRATOR] It was a rhetorical question Josh! Can you live up to all they want you to be? [JOSH, SPOKEN] Is that also a rhetorical- [NARRATOR] Yes. Yes, it is! Another damn rhetorical question! Fame, fame You don't stay long, but we're oh-so glad you came Fame We're oh-so glad you came And my people say [ENSEMBLE] Hey, hey Josh Oh my gosh Give me your head to anoint Give me your feet to wash Hey there Mel Lookin' swell How does it feel to be famous as hell? [JENNY] Now we're kaput [TOPHER] Someone stole my doorway [CODWELL] Oh, they're good enough to eat [BLIGHT] Kill them all [KRATT] Two birds with one stone [BARFLY] I'll drink to that [NARRATOR] It starts with just a taste But then needs to be fed And suddenly the dreams you've chased Are chasing you instead I'll drink to that Fame, fame You don't stay long, but we're oh-so glad you came Fame We're oh-so glad you came And my people say [ENSEMBLE] Hey, hey Josh Oh my gosh Give me your head to anoint Give me your feet to wash Hey there Mel Lookin' swell How does it feel to be famous as Famous as [NARRATOR AND ENSEMBLE] Famous as hell