Famous as Hell

[NARRATOR]

It starts with just a taste

But then needs to be fed

And suddenly the dreams you've chased

Are chasing you instead

As more fans join the fold

Your humdrum life recedes

The road you're on is paved with gold

But who knows where

Who knows where it leads

Melissa!

How does it feel to be their fantasy?

[MELISSA, SPOKEN]

Feels great!

[NARRATOR]

It was a rhetorical question

Josh!

Can you live up to all they want you to be?

[JOSH, SPOKEN]

Is that also a rhetorical-

[NARRATOR]

Yes. Yes, it is!

Another damn rhetorical question!

Fame, fame

You don't stay long, but we're oh-so glad you came

Fame

We're oh-so glad you came

And my people say

[ENSEMBLE]

Hey, hey Josh

Oh my gosh

Give me your head to anoint

Give me your feet to wash

Hey there Mel

Lookin' swell

How does it feel to be famous as hell?

[JENNY]

Now we're kaput

[TOPHER]

Someone stole my doorway

[CODWELL]

Oh, they're good enough to eat

[BLIGHT]

Kill them all

[KRATT]

Two birds with one stone

[BARFLY]

I'll drink to that

[NARRATOR]

It starts with just a taste

But then needs to be fed

And suddenly the dreams you've chased

Are chasing you instead

I'll drink to that

Fame, fame

You don't stay long, but we're oh-so glad you came

Fame

We're oh-so glad you came

And my people say

[ENSEMBLE]

Hey, hey Josh

Oh my gosh

Give me your head to anoint

Give me your feet to wash

Hey there Mel

Lookin' swell

How does it feel to be famous as

Famous as

[NARRATOR AND ENSEMBLE]

Famous as hell