Santacide

I know you're coming The same every year A fat man invasion This time I'm ready Come along, fat man, Santa Santa, fat man, bastard In the malls and the markets you hide Well I'm patient, and I'm waiting outside One Santa falls down Outside a darkened thrift town Baby Jesus smiles down I am happy Come along, fat man, Santa Santa, fat man, bastard Big lobbies, street corners, you haunt I'll be free of disease once more One Santa falls down Outside a diners windown Baby Jesus smiles and I am happy You ever seen a Santa run? Well it's so damn funny Oh Jesus, Oh Jesus please Makes me giggle! SOLO I know you're coming The same every year A fat man invasion This time I'm ready Come along, fat man, Santa Santa, fat man, bastard The true meaning of Christmas is love Of fat man wrapped up in a red box One Santa falls down In his own apartment Baby Jesus smiles down I am holy! SANTA!!! SANTA!!! Santa you are a fat man