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Toadies – Santacide (2015) | Track profile | Dork

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Santacide

Release date: 24th April 2015

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"Santacide" is a track by Toadies, released 24th April 2015. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about Toadies.

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Lyrics

Santacide

I know you're coming

The same every year

A fat man invasion

This time I'm ready

Come along, fat man, Santa

Santa, fat man, bastard

In the malls and the markets you hide

Well I'm patient, and I'm waiting outside

One Santa falls down

Outside a darkened thrift town

Baby Jesus smiles down

I am happy

Come along, fat man, Santa

Santa, fat man, bastard

Big lobbies, street corners, you haunt

I'll be free of disease once more

One Santa falls down

Outside a diners windown

Baby Jesus smiles and

I am happy

You ever seen a Santa run?

Well it's so damn funny

Oh Jesus, Oh Jesus please

Makes me giggle!

SOLO

I know you're coming

The same every year

A fat man invasion

This time I'm ready

Come along, fat man, Santa

Santa, fat man, bastard

The true meaning of Christmas is love

Of fat man wrapped up in a red box

One Santa falls down

In his own apartment

Baby Jesus smiles down

I am holy!

SANTA!!! SANTA!!!

Santa you are a fat man

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