Piss Aaron

If it's stupid enough, it's cool One, two, ah-one, two, three [Verse 1] We figure, my daddy and me Things are still the same, it seems As when he lived it in his teens as a kid in school Aaron was a junior, the class of '32 His momma called him angel but everybody knew he was the King king, the gross out king [Chorus 1] They called him Piss Aaron They always caught him pissin' in the hall Piss Aaron, he never would refuse when nature called [Verse 2] Dumb Larry from Homeroom 9 Kept his locker full of weeds Just to satisfy his smoking needs and his love of fire Went to a game and lit a stink bomb in the bleachers The coach, the cheerleader and the chem teacher, and the The dean dean, duh, dean dean dean was after [Chorus 2] Dumb Larry, they always caught him smokin' in the john Dumb Larry, you never would have missed him when he's gone [Verse 3] Chuck Biscuits, conservative jive The biggest pig in all the school He would sit and smack his lips and drool as he eyed your lunch I left a bag in his desk one night A raw egg sandwich and when Hungry took a bite he had to Up chuck, uh up up chuck, a-pukin' [Chorus 3 - Outro] Chuck Biscuits, they always caught him eatin' in the class Dumb Larry, they always caught him smokin' in the john Piss Aaron, they always caught him pissin' in the hall