Piss Aaron

If it's stupid enough, it's cool

One, two, ah-one, two, three

[Verse 1]

We figure, my daddy and me

Things are still the same, it seems

As when he lived it in his teens as a kid in school

Aaron was a junior, the class of '32

His momma called him angel but everybody knew he was the

King king, the gross out king

[Chorus 1]

They called him Piss Aaron

They always caught him pissin' in the hall

Piss Aaron, he never would refuse when nature called

[Verse 2]

Dumb Larry from Homeroom 9

Kept his locker full of weeds

Just to satisfy his smoking needs and his love of fire

Went to a game and lit a stink bomb in the bleachers

The coach, the cheerleader and the chem teacher, and the

The dean dean, duh, dean dean dean was after

[Chorus 2]

Dumb Larry, they always caught him smokin' in the john

Dumb Larry, you never would have missed him when he's gone

[Verse 3]

Chuck Biscuits, conservative jive

The biggest pig in all the school

He would sit and smack his lips and drool as he eyed your lunch

I left a bag in his desk one night

A raw egg sandwich and when Hungry took a bite he had to

Up chuck, uh up up chuck, a-pukin'

[Chorus 3 - Outro]

Chuck Biscuits, they always caught him eatin' in the class

Dumb Larry, they always caught him smokin' in the john

Piss Aaron, they always caught him pissin' in the hall