Walk

I think I speak for everyone here when I say It is very exciting to be in a room with you Mr. Tolkien (Okay) We loved publishing The Hobbit Can you tell us a bit about this next book? It's about a magic ring (Yeah?) Given to an heir (Yeah?) Who must destroy all evil (Yeah?) On a magic quest What happens next- They walk! Walk, walk, walk Walk, walk Somebody's following them! Walk, walk, hide, walk Walk, walk Steal some mushrooms! Get on a boat Walk, walk, walk Elves for the first time (Wow!) Walk, walk, nighttime walk Walk, walk Attacked by trees! Okay, uhm That's a lot of walking- I'm not a third of the way through! Walk, walk Meet a weird bush guy! Walk, walk Finally, a town! Safe, safe, eat, rest Show everyone their secret (Get the fuck out of there!) Run, run! They got a new tall guy! Run, scared! Stabbed by a dementor! Ride, run, run, ride! (Dementors can't swim!) Fuck back to Azkaban! Okay, well that seems like a good place to end it We'll publish it- I'm almost halfway! Rest, rest A bunch of elves They've seen elves before But now they've got a dwarf Walk, walk Heaps of walking Path is blocked (walk underground) Orc! Run! A Balrog has come! (Kick him in the arse!) You shall not fuck with me! Walk, walk I'm sick of elves! Get on a boat, Boromir's an arsehole Motherfuckers on a magic quest Fellows in the fellowship doing what they do best (What if for a while they rode a massive hawk?) I think I'd prefer if they walked (Walked!) This is my book motherfucker! They'll walk if I tell them to! Get that weak-arse bird shit out of here!