Walk

I think I speak for everyone here when I say
It is very exciting to be in a room with you Mr. Tolkien (Okay)
We loved publishing The Hobbit
Can you tell us a bit about this next book?

It's about a magic ring (Yeah?)
Given to an heir (Yeah?)
Who must destroy all evil (Yeah?)
On a magic quest
What happens next-

They walk!
Walk, walk, walk
Walk, walk

Somebody's following them!
Walk, walk, hide, walk
Walk, walk

Steal some mushrooms!
Get on a boat
Walk, walk, walk

Elves for the first time (Wow!)
Walk, walk, nighttime walk
Walk, walk
Attacked by trees!

Okay, uhm
That's a lot of walking-

I'm not a third of the way through!
Walk, walk
Meet a weird bush guy!
Walk, walk

Finally, a town!
Safe, safe, eat, rest
Show everyone their secret
(Get the fuck out of there!)

Run, run!
They got a new tall guy!
Run, scared!

Stabbed by a dementor!
Ride, run, run, ride!
(Dementors can't swim!)
Fuck back to Azkaban!

Okay, well that seems like a good place to end it
We'll publish it-
I'm almost halfway!

Rest, rest
A bunch of elves
They've seen elves before
But now they've got a dwarf

Walk, walk
Heaps of walking
Path is blocked (walk underground)
Orc! Run!
A Balrog has come!
(Kick him in the arse!)
You shall not fuck with me!

Walk, walk
I'm sick of elves!
Get on a boat, Boromir's an arsehole

Motherfuckers on a magic quest
Fellows in the fellowship doing what they do best
(What if for a while they rode a massive hawk?)
I think I'd prefer if they walked (Walked!)

This is my book motherfucker!
They'll walk if I tell them to!
Get that weak-arse bird shit out of here!