Everybody Needs Me

I think the world's gone brain-dead Since when did everybody identify as they; them? Cut off all their penises and trade them for some fake breasts I ain't homophobic, I got gay friends I just think it's weird that the world's so offended They tell us fat is beautiful while they taking Ozempic They wanted to get rich and they started a pandemic And they really wanna win so they riggin' the elections Everybody's offended by everything, every second And any time that I mention that men can never get pregnant I get aggressively threatened by kids with 17 Genders, who think a word is a weapon and wanna teach me a lesson And it's crazy P. Diddy diddling rappers and hitting women on camera Conviction ain't gonna happen Hid the evidence Instead of putting him in the slammer 'cause he's too rich to be cancelled We try to fill the prison cell with the president Born in Canada Moved to the USA, where you're probably a racist if you're not gay All of my blacks, all of my whites If you on the left, if you on the right If you got a weenie and; or vageenie They; them, he; she (everybody needs me) All of my straights, all of my gay's All of my bi's who swing both ways If you got a weenie, talk, talk to beat me They; them, he; she (everybody needs me) Won de doctor (won de doctor) Tell him save me man (tell him save me man) Me da see one rapper (da see one rapper) He a chi chi man (he a chi chi man) (Mo fire) I think the world's gone mad Does Black Lives still matter, or is trans the new black? Every time I rap, I got 'em crappin' they pants They havin' cardiac arrest like they all had the jab It's weird, take a look at your history, you're yellin' "Free Palestine" Look what happened when you freed Britney Your children ain't gay, they've been watching too much Disney Eminem fans praise Shady, but diss me Everybody's so triggered that I just keep gettin' bigger They wanna Morgan Wallen me like Tom MacDonald said I just wanna know about which rich celebrities kiss, kiss The Epstein listies from existence I don't wanna be nobody other than me I wanna choke the woke until they struggle to breath Hollywood is a joke, and I'm exposin' the creeps Like Ellen Page and a man if she's squattin' to pee Born in Canada Moved to the USA, where you're probably a racist if you're not gay (ahiyah) All of my blacks, all of my whites If you on the left, if you on the right If you got a weenie and; or vageenie They; them, he; she (everybody needs me) All of my straights, all of my gay's All of my bi's who swing both ways If you got a weenie, talk, talk to beat me They; them, he; she (everybody needs me) Don't call me a white boy, I identify as black My pronouns are the ones you didn't use so now I'm mad My hunters go hunting while your Hunter's smoking crack I can't say the r-word so, y'all are handicapped All of my blacks, all of my whites If you on the left, if you on the right If you got a weenie and; or vageenie They; them, he; she (everybody needs me) All of my straights, all of my gay's All of my bi's who swing both ways If you got a weenie, talk, talk to beat me They; them, he; she (everybody needs me) Won de doctor (won de doctor) Tell him save me man (tell him save me man) Me da see one rapper (da see one rapper) He a chi chi man (he a chi chi man) (Mo fire)