Shoot All Your Problems Away

[Verse 1: Roomie] How much more of this job can I take? My boss never gives me a single break Haven’t had a raise in seven years I wish I were in bed but instead I’m stuck here [Pre-Chorus 1: Roomie] I got passed over for that big promotion So now I’m counting up my ammunition [Chorus: Roomie] Shoot all your problems away Shoot all your problems away Grab your gun now you’re having fun Shoot all your problems away [Verse 2: Daniel J. Layton and Alice Ann Stacey] Living with you can be a chore You leave wet towels on the bathroom floor You never put your dirty dishes in the sink You chew so loud I can’t hear myself think [Pre-Chorus 2: Daniel J. Layton and Alice Ann Stacey] We need to work together in harmony It’s time to break out the artillery [Chorus: Daniel J. Layton and Alice Ann Stacey] Shoot all our problems away Shoot all our problems away Grab your gun now you’re having fun And shoot all your problems away [Verse 3: Hazel Hayes, Sammy Paul, Hedy Clark and Issy Rawbone] My dumb kid has a birthday every year We have to serve juice, we can’t even drink beer The presents suck: socks again In my heart, I feel nothing but pain [Pre-Chorus 3: Hazel Hayes, Sammy Paul, Hedy Clark and Issy Rawbone] Don’t have to make a wish and blow out the candle Everybody just take your gun and grab it by the handle [Chorus: Hazel Hayes, Sammy Paul, Hedy Clark and Issy Rawbone] Shoot all your problems away Shoot all your problems away Grab your gun now you’re having fun Shoot all your problems away [Rap: TomSka] Remix Yo what's up, it’s your boy TomSka And I’m here to drop some knowledge on ya Guns are great, but once in a while You can solve your problems with a smile Listen up kids, no need to hate Just give the haters a firm handshake Even thugs know hugs can save the day Nah I'm kidding, shoot your problems away [Bridge: Doddleoddle, MusicalBethan, CJ Boucher, ScarfDemon and TomSka] Slept in late? Shoot your problems away Can’t lose weight? Shoot your problems away Email spam? Shoot your problems away If your gun gets jammed, shoot your problems away Come on everybody, and say it again It’s time to kill the Canadians [Chorus: tutti] Shoot all your problems away Shoot all your problems away Grab your gun now you’re having fun Just shoot all your problems away Shoot all your problems away Shoot all your problems away Grab your gun now you’re having fun And just shoot all your problems away [Outro: Tomska] Sponsored by Johnson's Gun Emporium The more guns there are the safer we'll be The more guns there are the safer we'll be