Shoot All Your Problems Away

[Verse 1: Roomie]

How much more of this job can I take?

My boss never gives me a single break

Haven’t had a raise in seven years

I wish I were in bed but instead I’m stuck here

[Pre-Chorus 1: Roomie]

I got passed over for that big promotion

So now I’m counting up my ammunition

[Chorus: Roomie]

Shoot all your problems away

Shoot all your problems away

Grab your gun now you’re having fun

Shoot all your problems away

[Verse 2: Daniel J. Layton and Alice Ann Stacey]

Living with you can be a chore

You leave wet towels on the bathroom floor

You never put your dirty dishes in the sink

You chew so loud I can’t hear myself think

[Pre-Chorus 2: Daniel J. Layton and Alice Ann Stacey]

We need to work together in harmony

It’s time to break out the artillery

[Chorus: Daniel J. Layton and Alice Ann Stacey]

Shoot all our problems away

Shoot all our problems away

Grab your gun now you’re having fun

And shoot all your problems away

[Verse 3: Hazel Hayes, Sammy Paul, Hedy Clark and Issy Rawbone]

My dumb kid has a birthday every year

We have to serve juice, we can’t even drink beer

The presents suck: socks again

In my heart, I feel nothing but pain

[Pre-Chorus 3: Hazel Hayes, Sammy Paul, Hedy Clark and Issy Rawbone]

Don’t have to make a wish and blow out the candle

Everybody just take your gun and grab it by the handle

[Chorus: Hazel Hayes, Sammy Paul, Hedy Clark and Issy Rawbone]

Shoot all your problems away

Shoot all your problems away

Grab your gun now you’re having fun

Shoot all your problems away

[Rap: TomSka]

Remix

Yo what's up, it’s your boy TomSka

And I’m here to drop some knowledge on ya

Guns are great, but once in a while

You can solve your problems with a smile

Listen up kids, no need to hate

Just give the haters a firm handshake

Even thugs know hugs can save the day

Nah I'm kidding, shoot your problems away

[Bridge: Doddleoddle, MusicalBethan, CJ Boucher, ScarfDemon and TomSka]

Slept in late? Shoot your problems away

Can’t lose weight? Shoot your problems away

Email spam? Shoot your problems away

If your gun gets jammed, shoot your problems away

Come on everybody, and say it again

It’s time to kill the Canadians

[Chorus: tutti]

Shoot all your problems away

Shoot all your problems away

Grab your gun now you’re having fun

Just shoot all your problems away

Shoot all your problems away

Shoot all your problems away

Grab your gun now you’re having fun

And just shoot all your problems away

[Outro: Tomska]

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