Maynard's Dick

[Verse 1] It's all an open center Opens up and lets the wind lift him away It doesn't have to feel a woman It's just a place that feels right with him I kinda like the way you're breathing I kinda like the way you keep looking away Would you like to glide on Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick Maynard's dick Maynard's dick Maynard's dick, yeah [Verse 2] There's a shyness found in reason Apprehensive influence swallow away You seem to feel abysmal take it In your careful grace for sure Kinda like the way you're breathing Kinda like the way you keep looking away Would you like to glide on Glide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick Maynard's dick Maynard's dick Maynard's dick, yeah [Verse 3] Took you out in the back of the toolshed Knock you right on top of your forehead Took you out in the back of the toolshed Now you know what you're fucking with Maynard's dick Maynard's dick Maynard's dick Maynard's dick, yeah Oh, oh, oh