Artwork of Youth

Alisha Pitson was the first girl I ever fancied Jamie Morrison was the first boy I ever fancied Michael Warren was the first boy I punched in the face Amy Page was the first girl to save me after I smashed my head open Craig Thomas was the first boy I saw bosh a load of drugs Alex Driscoll was the one with the breasts bigger than her head Scott Thyer was the first kid I saw bully a teacher Let me shave her pussy, what a darling Lee Maunder was banned from playing in the cup final Holy Evans could touch her tongue with her nostrils Alex Wilkins made me realise you don't have to be smart to pull girls It's more useful to be big Mrs. Hanford was the first teacher to give me two hundred lines I still love her, what a woman Deri Wilson is my skinny brother with a massive cock (He could mix a mull in his) Concaved chest Tells his mother to fuck off Was the first girl to get fingered in my science lesson Now that's biology for you (Hayley Davies was the second) Will Riley was the first boy to smoke a spiff before class Will Riley was also the first person to get a blowjob before class Nicky Pro was the first person smart enough to block the hydra slide Danielle French was the first girl to make so hard I learned how to swim Robert Smith made sure I never got a look in Will Atkinson was the first boy to lose his virginity Mary Richards was the first girl who gave me pains in my chest Fat Terry fell over when we kicked the ball at him Kyle Clutterbuck went to jail first Linzi Crooker was the first person that didn't invite me to her party Lisa Carmichael was the first girl I asked out Hussain Latif was the first person to make me laugh my head off I was the first to get out Thank fuck for that