[Verse 1]
In a parallel universe
I never drink the whiskey
You never mix it quickly
To dissolve it when nobody's watchin'
A parallel universe
Where I'm just a dumb teenager
Splittin' a fifth of Jäger
With a few friends, we watch Cruel Intentions
A parallel universe
Where I never meet you that day
And I never know your name
'Cause you stay home and go to bed alone
And I fall asleep on the floor
And I wake in the mornin' [?]
[Chorus]
And I'm so free, I'm so free
I'm so happy
[Verse 2]
In a parallel universе
I don't go to camp that summer
So no one tells mе to cover
My body, don't feel their eyes on me
A parallel universe
Where I never know about things
Like damnation and purity rings
And I'm certain I'm a good person
A parallel universe
Where I never blame myself
I tell someone and get help
They believe me, but I'm dreamin'
As I fall asleep on the floor of my dorm
And fade into nirvana
[Chorus]
And I'm so free, I'm so free
I'm so happy
I'm so free, I'm so free
I'm so—
[Bridge]
But this parallel universe
Can't fix the one I live in
But if the chance was given
Would I face it, make it different?
Maybe I'd smile more
But would I like Rocky Horror?
And Parable of the Sower
Can't leave it, I'll keep it
This parallel—
[Chorus]
I'm so free, I'm so free
I'm so happy
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