[Verse 1]
Times have changed, our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse
Should we blame the government? Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV? No!
[Chorus]
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
We need to form a full assault
It's Canada's fault!
[Verse 2]
Don't blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan
And my boy Eric once had my picturе on his shelf
And now when I see him he tеlls me to fuck myself
[Chorus]
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
They're not even a real country, anyways
[Bridge]
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Instead, he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Should we blame the matches or should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire? Heck no!
[Chorus]
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
With all their hockey hullabaloo
And that slut Ryan Reynolds, too
Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
[Outro]
For the smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
The laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!
[Interlude]
You guys, there are so many people to thank here tonight
Again— I wanted— the whole South Park crew is here, where are you guys?
Oh, there they are
There's the South Park crew
Animators, technical directors, all the people that make it happen
Thank you guys
There's also our executive producer
Anne Garefino, who put this whole thing together
And then she got COVID and she can't be here tonight
We thank you so much, Anne
And, uh—
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