Blame Canada (Live)

[Verse 1]

Times have changed, our kids are getting worse

They won't obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse

Should we blame the government? Or blame society?

Or should we blame the images on TV? No!

[Chorus]

Blame Canada

Blame Canada

With all their beady little eyes

And flapping heads so full of lies

Blame Canada

Blame Canada

We need to form a full assault

It's Canada's fault!

[Verse 2]

Don't blame me for my son Stan

He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan

And my boy Eric once had my picturе on his shelf

And now when I see him he tеlls me to fuck myself

[Chorus]

Blame Canada

Blame Canada

It seems that everything's gone wrong

Since Canada came along

Blame Canada

Blame Canada

They're not even a real country, anyways

[Bridge]

My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true

Instead, he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue

Should we blame the matches or should we blame the fire?

Or the doctors who allowed him to expire? Heck no!

[Chorus]

Blame Canada

Blame Canada

With all their hockey hullabaloo

And that slut Ryan Reynolds, too

Blame Canada

Shame on Canada

[Outro]

For the smut we must stop

The trash we must smash

The laughter and fun

Must all be undone

We must blame them and cause a fuss

Before somebody thinks of blaming us!

[Interlude]

You guys, there are so many people to thank here tonight

Again— I wanted— the whole South Park crew is here, where are you guys?

Oh, there they are

There's the South Park crew

Animators, technical directors, all the people that make it happen

Thank you guys

There's also our executive producer

Anne Garefino, who put this whole thing together

And then she got COVID and she can't be here tonight

We thank you so much, Anne

And, uh—