(Do The) Act Like You Never Met Me

[Verse 1] Gather around, everybody, have you heard the latest craze? Put your hands in your pockets and look the other way Remember those times when you were laughing and naked on my couch? Pretend it never happened Politely smile as we turn around [Chorus] And do the act like you never met me Do the act like you never met me Do the act like you never met me And slowly walk away [Verse 2] The hidden kisses The clumsy conspiratory glance But I don't really mind it, though I always like the way you danced It's so easy to do So much simpler than the one we did before Just point out your toe at someone you know And pretend that they're not [Chorus] And do the act like you never met me Do the act like you never met me And do the act like you never met me And slowly walk away [Bridge: Sample from "Strawberry Rap" written by John Braden] Here's a little dance that you might have missed Here's a little dance that you might have missed You've heard of The Monkey and you've heard of The Twist But here's a little dance that you might have missed Here's a little dance that you might have missed Here's a little dance that you might have missed Here's a little dance that you might have missed But here's a little dance that you might have missed [Verse 3] Slide to the left, now slide to the right Now tell me once again how I was a really great guy And dip to right, now shimmy to the left It's 3 o'clock in the morning, don't answer my texts Take a step back and take a couple more Now one more sorry look before you walk out that door Arch your back when you spend the night with him Bounce around a while, never talk to me again [Chorus] That's how you do the act like you never met me So do the act like you never met me Do the act like you never met me And slowly walk away