If Whiskey Could Talk

[Chorus] If whiskey could talk, it'd say I'm a great guy Or at least it ought to, for as much as I buy But it's money well spent just to help me feel free From the pain she creates when she's cheatin' on me [Verse 1] She's at it again, livin' high on the streets So I reach for the bottle just to help me to sleep And I lay here in bed and dream of a time When she was content with bein’ all mine [Chorus] If whiskey could talk, it'd say I'm a great guy Or at least it ought to, for as much as I buy But it's money well spent just to help me feel free From the pain she creates when she's cheatin' on me [Verse 2] She'll come back to me when the lights have gone down And she's ran out of men to buy her a round But she dreads comin' home to that drunk in her bed Who's livin’ alone hangin' on by a thread [Chorus] If whiskey could talk, it'd say I'm a great guy Or at least it ought to, for as much as I buy But it's money well spent just to help me feel free From the pain she creates when she's cheatin' on me