If Whiskey Could Talk

[Chorus]

If whiskey could talk, it'd say I'm a great guy

Or at least it ought to, for as much as I buy

But it's money well spent just to help me feel free

From the pain she creates when she's cheatin' on me

[Verse 1]

She's at it again, livin' high on the streets

So I reach for the bottle just to help me to sleep

And I lay here in bed and dream of a time

When she was content with bein’ all mine

[Chorus]

If whiskey could talk, it'd say I'm a great guy

Or at least it ought to, for as much as I buy

But it's money well spent just to help me feel free

From the pain she creates when she's cheatin' on me

[Verse 2]

She'll come back to me when the lights have gone down

And she's ran out of men to buy her a round

But she dreads comin' home to that drunk in her bed

Who's livin’ alone hangin' on by a thread

[Chorus]

If whiskey could talk, it'd say I'm a great guy

Or at least it ought to, for as much as I buy

But it's money well spent just to help me feel free

From the pain she creates when she's cheatin' on me