[Verse 1]
I wanna ruin your fun day
I wanna ruin it out of jealously
I wanna make you cry-y
I wanna make you shake your fist at the sky
Maybe if you were as sad as me
This wouldn't be such a sad story
[Verse 2]
What if I gave you my head cold?
And then you couldn't go to parties or shows
Then you'd never make a new friend
And I'd be all you had left in the end
Doesn't that sound like a full life lived?
Anything you wanted I would take from you
[Chorus]
And I'll make sure you're never happy again
I'll drag you down like Debbie Downsville
And you'll become the type of girl that you dread
You'll be the saddest thing in Nashville
[Verse 3]
I wanna fuck all your boyfriends
I wanna be as crazy as you think I am
I'm gonna pray on your downfall
Gonna give you the enemy you want
Give you something you can't live without
Give you something good to bitch about
[Verse 4]
What if I ripped off your music?
Pitchfork would say that I'm the next Stevie Nicks
Then I'd seduce your whole boy band
So they'd come on tour with me like you don't exist
Doesn't that sound like a full life lived?
All my time I'd dedicate to hating you
[Chorus]
And I'll make sure you're never happy again
I'll drag you down like Debbie Downsville
And you'll become the type of girl that you dread
You'll be the saddest thing in Nashville
[Bridge]
And then I'll beg for forgiveness
And we'll become the bestest of friends
Act like it never fucking happened
And then I'll do it all over again
[Chorus]
And I'll make sure you're never happy again
I'll drag you down like Debbie Downsville
And you'll become the type of girl that you dread
You'll be the saddest thing in Nashville
And I'll make sure you're never happy again
I'll drag you down like Debbie Downsville
And you'll become the type of girl that you dread
You'll be the saddest thing in Nashville
Lyrics provided by LRCLIB
