Debbie Downsville

[Verse 1]

I wanna ruin your fun day

I wanna ruin it out of jealously

I wanna make you cry-y

I wanna make you shake your fist at the sky

Maybe if you were as sad as me

This wouldn't be such a sad story

[Verse 2]

What if I gave you my head cold?

And then you couldn't go to parties or shows

Then you'd never make a new friend

And I'd be all you had left in the end

Doesn't that sound like a full life lived?

Anything you wanted I would take from you

[Chorus]

And I'll make sure you're never happy again

I'll drag you down like Debbie Downsville

And you'll become the type of girl that you dread

You'll be the saddest thing in Nashville

[Verse 3]

I wanna fuck all your boyfriends

I wanna be as crazy as you think I am

I'm gonna pray on your downfall

Gonna give you the enemy you want

Give you something you can't live without

Give you something good to bitch about

[Verse 4]

What if I ripped off your music?

Pitchfork would say that I'm the next Stevie Nicks

Then I'd seduce your whole boy band

So they'd come on tour with me like you don't exist

Doesn't that sound like a full life lived?

All my time I'd dedicate to hating you

[Chorus]

And I'll make sure you're never happy again

I'll drag you down like Debbie Downsville

And you'll become the type of girl that you dread

You'll be the saddest thing in Nashville

[Bridge]

And then I'll beg for forgiveness

And we'll become the bestest of friends

Act like it never fucking happened

And then I'll do it all over again

[Chorus]

And I'll make sure you're never happy again

I'll drag you down like Debbie Downsville

And you'll become the type of girl that you dread

You'll be the saddest thing in Nashville

And I'll make sure you're never happy again

I'll drag you down like Debbie Downsville

And you'll become the type of girl that you dread

You'll be the saddest thing in Nashville