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Ketamine by Versatile

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Versatile

Ketamine

2018

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Ketamine

Everybody's out to get me, Me, I'm paro off me head cos' Everybody's out to get me, Me, I'm paro off me head cos' Everybody's out to get me, Me, I'm paro off me head cos' Everybody's out to get me (They just want me, they just want me, they just want me cause I) Me, I'm paro off me head cos' Everybody's out to get me, Me, I'm paro off me head cos' Everybody's out to get me (They just want me, they just want me, they just want me cause I) Me, I'm paro off me head cos'

Yeah, Yeah What's up Know the suss when I rock up 3 grams now pal I'm stocked up Made bank everywhere I pop up

Chyah, Pal I knock up Move the weight then it gets chopped up Only 'vestors get my flop up If she's no arse I will not look

It's about 20 past 3 Some young fella's sittin' beside me He lives down Santry Won't stop talking ever since he met me

I wanna leave he won't let me He's talking palm trees jet skis It's starting to affect me This cunt is burnin' the ears off me Burnin' the ears off me

This cunt is burnin' the ears off me Burnin' the ears off me This cunt is burnin' the ears off me Burnin' the ears off me This cunt is burnin' the ears off me

Burnin' the ears off me, (shut the fuck up) This cunt is burnin' the ears off me I don't give a rats about your ma or your fat da Or how your brothers know people that are in the RA

All ya do is shite talk All ya do is blah blah I'm gonna laugh when I smack ya out ha ha

OutBurst Saint Crew always in cahoots Known for droppin' bangers And known for loafin troops, Known for ridin' beauts with our tiny little flutes Bought the cheapest of boo

And I'll hit ya with a boot I'll never wrap up cause that's how I flex But only when I'm with a bird that plays hard to get

None the less hit that pussy with finesse Balls deep in christianity so now my flute is blessed, I gave her my all and I gave her my best No durex to be seen durin' sex

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Once I bust a nut You'll never get a text from me ever again Cause you have me head wrecked

I just wanna chill with the boys That's all I wanna do Take a blow o'this take a blow o' that Have a sniff of this, have a whack of that Drop a yoke or two I just want someone to love me

It's never gonna happen too much of a cunt too much of a sap Never open up, I call people fat everytime I'm happy Sid, what's the address some fella on the way with Ket Just has one request Will there be wheelchair access "He's handicapped" "Just let him in" "Make that wheelchair spin"

Everybody's out to get me, me, I'm paro off me head cos' Everybody's out to get me, me, I'm paro off me head cos' Everybody's out to get me, me, I'm paro off me head cos' Everybody's out to get me, me, I'm paro off me head cos'

Skank I don't have no charm I am not a gent You are a not a Barbie, I am not your Ken This won't last 12 seconds cause I blow me muck in 10 Organise a taxi then I'll ask you for a lend

No shame at all you can call me Frank Gallagher Your da wants a go oh we have a new challenger Squeeze him by the neck til he looks like an avatar Third opponent comes a surprise it's your grandmother

Grab her by the hair throw her head through the banisters In walks your ma it's about to be a massacre Kick her down the stairs and I'm picking up your labrador Grab the keys and go They mistook me for an amateur

Fly off in the motor with the doggy in the passenger Police on me tail they know Casper's in the atmosphere

Your Ma, fat cunt Your Ma, fat cunt Your Ma, fat cunt Your Ma, fat cunt

Paro off me head Me nanny wants me dead The price is on me head I'm paro off me head Everybody's out to get me

They only want me cause I wear designer Too much designer Too much designer you can't handle Everybody hates me Why don't you love me Your family and your ma' seem to love me

Get a half ounce of the sneachta Burn that roach off your lips Get a half ounce of the sneachta Burn that roach off the wha? off the lips

Get a half ounce of the sneachta Burn that roach to your lips Get a half ounce of the sneachta Burn that roach off the wha? off the lips

Get a half ounce of the sneachta Burn that roach to your lips Get a half ounce of the sneachta Burn that roach off the wha? off the lips

Get a half ounce of the sneachta Burn that roach to your lips Get a half ounce of the sneachta Burn that roach off the wha? off the lips

Everbody's out to get me!

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