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Ketamine

Release date: 2nd April 2018

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"Ketamine" is a single by Versatile, released 2nd April 2018. Full lyrics are available below.

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Lyrics

Ketamine

Everybody's out to get me, Me, I'm paro off me head cos'
Everybody's out to get me, Me, I'm paro off me head cos'
Everybody's out to get me, Me, I'm paro off me head cos'
Everybody's out to get me
(They just want me, they just want me, they just want me cause I)
Me, I'm paro off me head cos'
Everybody's out to get me, Me, I'm paro off me head cos'
Everybody's out to get me
(They just want me, they just want me, they just want me cause I)
Me, I'm paro off me head cos'

Yeah, Yeah
What's up
Know the suss when I rock up
3 grams now pal I'm stocked up
Made bank everywhere I pop up

Chyah, Pal I knock up
Move the weight then it gets chopped up
Only 'vestors get my flop up
If she's no arse I will not look

It's about 20 past 3
Some young fella's sittin' beside me
He lives down Santry
Won't stop talking ever since he met me

I wanna leave he won't let me
He's talking palm trees jet skis
It's starting to affect me
This cunt is burnin' the ears off me
Burnin' the ears off me

This cunt is burnin' the ears off me
Burnin' the ears off me
This cunt is burnin' the ears off me
Burnin' the ears off me
This cunt is burnin' the ears off me

Burnin' the ears off me, (shut the fuck up)
This cunt is burnin' the ears off me
I don't give a rats about your ma or your fat da
Or how your brothers know people that are in the RA

All ya do is shite talk
All ya do is blah blah
I'm gonna laugh when I smack ya out ha ha

OutBurst Saint Crew always in cahoots
Known for droppin' bangers
And known for loafin troops,
Known for ridin' beauts with our tiny little flutes
Bought the cheapest of boo

And I'll hit ya with a boot
I'll never wrap up cause that's how I flex
But only when I'm with a bird that plays hard to get

None the less hit that pussy with finesse
Balls deep in christianity so now my flute is blessed,
I gave her my all and I gave her my best
No durex to be seen durin' sex

Once I bust a nut
You'll never get a text from me ever again
Cause you have me head wrecked

I just wanna chill with the boys
That's all I wanna do
Take a blow o'this take a blow o' that
Have a sniff of this, have a whack of that
Drop a yoke or two
I just want someone to love me

It's never gonna happen too much of a cunt too much of a sap
Never open up, I call people fat everytime I'm happy
Sid, what's the address some fella on the way with Ket
Just has one request
Will there be wheelchair access
"He's handicapped"
"Just let him in"
"Make that wheelchair spin"

Everybody's out to get me, me, I'm paro off me head cos'
Everybody's out to get me, me, I'm paro off me head cos'
Everybody's out to get me, me, I'm paro off me head cos'
Everybody's out to get me, me, I'm paro off me head cos'

Skank I don't have no charm
I am not a gent
You are a not a Barbie, I am not your Ken
This won't last 12 seconds cause I blow me muck in 10
Organise a taxi then I'll ask you for a lend

No shame at all you can call me Frank Gallagher
Your da wants a go oh we have a new challenger
Squeeze him by the neck til he looks like an avatar
Third opponent comes a surprise it's your grandmother

Grab her by the hair throw her head through the banisters
In walks your ma it's about to be a massacre
Kick her down the stairs and I'm picking up your labrador
Grab the keys and go
They mistook me for an amateur

Fly off in the motor with the doggy in the passenger
Police on me tail they know Casper's in the atmosphere

Your Ma, fat cunt
Your Ma, fat cunt
Your Ma, fat cunt
Your Ma, fat cunt

Paro off me head
Me nanny wants me dead
The price is on me head
I'm paro off me head
Everybody's out to get me

They only want me cause I wear designer
Too much designer
Too much designer you can't handle
Everybody hates me
Why don't you love me
Your family and your ma' seem to love me

Get a half ounce of the sneachta
Burn that roach off your lips
Get a half ounce of the sneachta
Burn that roach off the wha? off the lips

Get a half ounce of the sneachta
Burn that roach to your lips
Get a half ounce of the sneachta
Burn that roach off the wha? off the lips

Get a half ounce of the sneachta
Burn that roach to your lips
Get a half ounce of the sneachta
Burn that roach off the wha? off the lips

Get a half ounce of the sneachta
Burn that roach to your lips
Get a half ounce of the sneachta
Burn that roach off the wha? off the lips

Everbody's out to get me!

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Ketamine

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